Sadly, Andrew never intended on writing a serious Bio. So if your looking for that, your best bet might be visiting one of the other guys pages. Otherwise, if you would like to indulge in the pseudo-maniacal post alcohol induced brain of yours truly; stay tuned.  Apart from the frivolous enjoyment of talking about himself in the third person. Andrew was conceived in approximately 1987 when a small amount of male ejaculatory fluid was left atop a  woman’s toilet seat in a neighborhood Walmart; wait erm no ones gonna believe that… In the year of our lord 1507, a Spanish nobleman was unwillingly raped by an orangutang… nope, not it either. Before the hitchhiker wrote the guide to the galaxy and the dolphins bid us farewell and kindly thanked us for the fish  … ok ok I’m stopping myself while I’m ahead, oh bloody hell I’m not good at this sort of thing.  Anyway moving on, Andrew was in some manner, shape, or form conceived by human parents (presumably) and early life, though indoctrinated as it were, bears little matter in said premise. It was not until the fall of 2010 that Andrew found his true calling as part of a Millie Vanilli cover band called “Taken In Vain”. Unfortunately, Andrew would later find out that the rampagious delinquency of lip-synching and prancing around to  “Girl You Know It’s True” was short lived as Taken In Vain had a secret agenda to form a metal band. Andrew now spends most of his time in a dog kennel being prodded by sharply whittled sticks and forced to write lyrics for Taken In Vain’s songs.